Wednesday 28 November 2012

Citizen TV’s BREAKING news …….. Ah ah


What started as a collection of the funny Citizen TV's news headlines, quickly transformed into a mockery of how often the station gives coverage to its owner SK Macharia. Though in an exaggerated manner, tweeps came up with some of the likely headlines during Citizen TV's news, bringing into life the hash tag #Citizentvbreakingnews. Below are some of the best.

Babu denies ever having told Swaleh Mdoe any of those stories."


Louis the pest dies of malaria!!!"

S K Macharia is buying ice cream.. Vendor: Tell us of the experience.. 


Royal Media Chairman SK now registers as a voter 


S.K. Macharia has just shaved his armpits to go with is fading hairline 


Ole Kiyapi visits a dentist. Stay tuned to follow this life-changing story.


Viewers realize Johnston Mwakazi's accent is FAKE. Alex Chamwada brings you this shocking discovery." 


SK Macharia now changing diapers of his granddaughter. Our senior reporter ..........
 joins us shortly from his home 

CCK Reduces
 Calling rates.Stay tuned as Michelle Morgan analyses how this will affect the Call Of Nature. 

S.K Macharia's phone has run out of charge!More to follow 


SK Deletes all his text messages. 


SK donates hair to charity. 


Mwai Kibaki caught on camera playing angry birds in a peace summit


Citizen At 9 anchor Tom Mboya has CBD street named after him. Janet Mbugua is live on the scene. 


Chris Brown is reportedly off twittersphere, Janet mbugua and @WillisRaburu will be live from the US shortly 


Citizen presenters ordered to say "ROR" instead of "LOL". Stay tuned for this and more 


Willis Raburu has finally broken his voice, Alex Chamwada with full story 


The sun to set at 6.23pm and not at 6.21pm as earlier indicated.
 Details to follow. 

Mama Lucy Kibaki reappears, slaps VP


Gor fans spotted drinking Tusker.Bernand Ndong with the details 


Kamenchu visits the lingerie shop. Will she buy some panties? Stay tuned to find out. 


SK Macharia to receive a honorary degree from Inoorero university for his
service to Wanjiku. We will be live 

Today, Facebook was a trending topic on Twitter 


Julie Gichuru forgets her handbag in the studio 


S.K Macharia just turned oh his Mahogany bed.No squeaks were heard


An Angry mob kills an adulterous woman in Kiambu. Attempts to reach the adulterous woman for comments were futile. 


S.K Macharia has been spotted brushing his teeth.


Citizen Tv's News chopper blows off Belinda Obura's wig. Mrs Kanene up next with those news.


Source KOT

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